Can I detect heavy breathing? I mean are you really chasing piglets down a country lane whilst breathing heavily at them? I don't know whether I'm meant to be disgusted or aroused, which is precisely why I'm sure this is modern art.
It's supposed to be Blair Witchy and terrifying rather than erotic, W, but whatever floats your boat...
I shan't sleep
Did you then collapse with exhaustion in the mud, leaving the piglets trying to find a phonebox to call an ambulance?
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