Monday, October 12, 2009


Gaw sees black comorants, dead larches, herons. These signs he interprets as foretelling the exit of Hard Kandy* from the X-Factor.

But in fact it seems quite obvious from the symptoms that, at some point over the last few weeks, Gaw was kissed by the Woohoohoodiwoo Woman.

*Bit semiotically unambitious these days, that ‘Kandy’. I’d have called the group hλr!rD k&EEEe


Gaw said...

I'm beginning to wonder whether you've actually watched X Factor. Not only was it Danyl rather than Daniel (apparently); it's Kandy Rain not Hard Kandy.

I'm not sure now whether I can rely on the validity of what I take as an attractively obscure and bizarre insult. Which is a shame as I like the idea of being worshipped by fanatical swans.

Brit said...

Oh that's even better. k&EEEe RλYnn.

I'm pretty sure it's Daniel though.

worm said...

arrrgh you are now all talking about x factor!!! There is no where left to hide from its nefarious creep

The Old Batsman said...

Danyl, yeah. There is one called Danyl, and his has a massive, screen-filling tongue. His ambition is palpable through the telly.

Mind you, misspellings in rock - a noble tradition. Jimi, Led Zep, Def Lep and of course Motley Crue.

Brit said...

Ah, I see the confusion now. There was a Daniel, but there's still a Danyl, and they're two different bods.