Monday, August 23, 2010

Celebrity slaughter

There appears to have been some sort of awful A-List massacre this weekend. Arriving at the office this morning I check my inbox to find separate emails from all sorts of strangers with the following subject lines:

Alicia Keys died
Angelina Jolie died
Kanye West died
Tiger Woods died
Miley Cyrus died
Jennifer Lopez died
David Beckham died
Nicole Kidman died

The 21st August 2010 will surely be known henceforth as ‘Black Saturday’.


worm said...

perhaps we could declare it a day of national celebration?

Frank Key said...

But alas, a truly compelling screen presence HAS died...