Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Devil's Dictionary - Some missing entries

Science: the process of finding ever more specific ways of being wrong.

Prediction: postponement of the revelation of your ignorance until it matures.

Synergy: neutrality that occurs when two opposing idiocies cancel each other out.

Facebook: global back-scratching competition.

Parkour: jumping frogs.


malty said...

Cubofuturism: painting that looks like that piece of cardboard you cleaned your decorating brush on.

Rayonism: as above and on it's beam end.

Cubo-futurism: as above but done by commies.

Eat your heart out Waldemar Januscek

Brit said...

And move over, Sister Wendy.