Over here, Nige (who presumably stuck his offspring in a shoebox in the cupboard under the stairs, Potter-stylee) claims that "no one needs a nursery" because "they're strictly for the movies."
Can this be true? Is the Ikea-going, book-culling and attic-filling I'm about to do for the benefit of the impending sprog a complete waste of time?
Is a nursery a superfluous Hollywood invention? Why does everything I know turn out to be wrong?
Please answer any or all of the above at your earliest convenience.