With swine flu currently ravaging the last few British survivors of the bird flu disaster, we're getting the hell out of the country.
I will be away for a week. Upon my return I will be going to see the great Nick Cohen hold forth at the Watershed in Bristol, so if there are any killer questions you want me to ask him, just say.
In the meantime, be good. And remember, as ever, to listen to what the baked potato say.