Ok, the iambic pentameter is too hard, but this Spam Subject Line Poem covers international politics, madness, sex, globalisation and existential sadness. And it sort of rhymes:
Spam poem #2
Chinese missile shot down Russian satellite
Russian missile shot down Chinese aircraft
For maximilian go requisite
Special discount on medications!
Cappy catwoman. Nymph pantry.
Resize your one eyed monster,
Love remains. Lamb preparatory
Re Re Hi My name is Perry.
Than Fiction Tears. Think I got it?
Teen quick and. Groggy famed
Cippewa county was also up 7
We launch our Christmas campaign.