Saturday, February 24, 2007

The Founding Fathers: bunch of poofs

I posted this elsewhere recently, but in case you missed it, here's me the other night explaining to a chap called Neil about why we love America.

Warning to Duck: contains dissing of the moon landing

Warning to everyone else: contains some swearing


Duck said...

Right! Noone else going there, mate. Noone else - except the bloody Commies!!!!!!!

Brother David has so recently and poignantly shown us the folly of dreaming of a world without the USA. Less freedom, polio, hunger, mad Middle Eastern tyrants. Should we fathom the thought of a world going to sleep by the light of a Communist Moon?

Nah, that's ok, squire. Quite ironic, actually. Americans just don't appreciate irony, do they mate? All that prancing about on the Moon, with their space age teeth, but they can't get a bloody joke. What's the point, eh?

Well, chummo, all I can say is that if you can watch this clip, and not be stirred to shout a hearty "bloody good show!", then it's time to check into hospital, mate, get the old ticker checked out. You might just be dead.

Brit said...

Everyone knows the moon landing was faked by the same people who put the fluoride into the World Trade Center.

Duck said...

Psalm 14:1

The fool says in his heart,
"There is no Moon Landing."
They are corrupt, their teeth are vile;
there is no one who does good.

David said...

By the way, which is worse: being a bunch of poofs, or getting your arse kicked by the bunch of poofs?

Duck said...

That would be a great sports team name: "The Fighting Poofs".

Brian said...

Very funny. I'm a Yank who spent his 5th grade year in England and have loved it ever since. (Maybe it's more loveable from a distance?) Speaking of foreigners who try to sum up Britain after a two week visit, wasn't there an Italian in the Pickwick Papers doing the same thing?