Thursday, July 28, 2005

Wednesday night is Patronising Busybody Night on Channel 4

20.00 How Clean Is Your House
Kim and Aggie snoop around a three-bedroom house in Clacton-on-Sea before giving it the ultimate deep cleanse.

20.30 You Are What You Eat
Gillian McKeith attempts to persaude Mark and Dean, the new landlords of a countryside pub in Hereford, to drop the booze and bring in the carrot juice in order to reduce their bulging waistlines.

Here’s an idea.

Why don’t Kim and Aggie go round to Gillian McKeith’s house and tell her how to keep it clean, and then Gillian can go round to Kim and Aggie’s house to tell them what to eat, and they can all leave us the hell alone.

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