Though clumsy, Mr Bump was a visual delight, his bandages crisp against a vivid sky blue. In retrospect, clearly the inspiration behind my continuing fondness for Adidas Gazelle trainers.
Or some rugged 'off-road' sandals with lots of straps and manly things on them, coupled with some big hairy feet and yellow toenails for this season's full bloke look.
They'll go well with your Burbury trackie bottoms.
ReplyDeleteAnd my Captcha phrase is the wonderfully chav 'minted'.
Sorted!
Don't diss the Gazelles.
ReplyDeleteA sensible pair of brogues is what you need.
ReplyDeleteOr some rugged 'off-road' sandals with lots of straps and manly things on them, coupled with some big hairy feet and yellow toenails for this season's full bloke look.
You wear trainers? Good God. Next thing you know you'll be telling us about your fondness for baseball caps.
ReplyDeleteHave a word with Nige and, for goodness sake, get a grip.
You mean like a Man-Bag, Recusant?
ReplyDeleteAh. Touche, Brit. Touche.
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