Gaw sees black comorants, dead larches, herons. These signs he interprets as foretelling the exit of Hard Kandy* from the X-Factor.
But in fact it seems quite obvious from the symptoms that, at some point over the last few weeks, Gaw was kissed by the Woohoohoodiwoo Woman.
*Bit semiotically unambitious these days, that ‘Kandy’. I’d have called the group hλr!rD k&EEEe
I'm beginning to wonder whether you've actually watched X Factor. Not only was it Danyl rather than Daniel (apparently); it's Kandy Rain not Hard Kandy.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure now whether I can rely on the validity of what I take as an attractively obscure and bizarre insult. Which is a shame as I like the idea of being worshipped by fanatical swans.
Oh that's even better. k&EEEe RλYnn.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's Daniel though.
arrrgh you are now all talking about x factor!!! There is no where left to hide from its nefarious creep
ReplyDeleteDanyl, yeah. There is one called Danyl, and his has a massive, screen-filling tongue. His ambition is palpable through the telly.
ReplyDeleteMind you, misspellings in rock - a noble tradition. Jimi, Led Zep, Def Lep and of course Motley Crue.
Ah, I see the confusion now. There was a Daniel, but there's still a Danyl, and they're two different bods.
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