Mr Noseybonk Returns
(A duet)
Creeping under bridges, peeping through the drains,
Noseybonk goes where no-one else can!
So always mind the gap when you’re stepping off the train.
Noseybonk! Noseybonk! Noseybonk Man!
He can curl up very small, all twisty and bended,
Noseybonk can squeeze into such wee spaces!
So never leave suitcases or bags unattended.
Noseybonk appears in the least expected places!
Who is that moving in the Deep End of the pool?
Noseybonk sees in the gloomiest dark!
So don’t run by the side, and follow all the rules.
Noseybonk can swim like a Great White Shark!
Underneath the pavement, grabbing at your feet,
Noseybonk! Noseybonk! No-one knows how!
So always take care when you’re crossing the street.
Noseybonk! Noseybonk! Where is he now?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeletethere is no hiding from the noseybonk
Do you really think these posts on death, Godot and Mr Noseybonk are the best way to convince the little one that that there is a big exciting cotton-candy kind of world awaiting?
ReplyDeleteNah, you're having us on, it's Harriet manswallower in drag, looking for MEN, brandishing her favourite weapon, a pair of housebricks.
ReplyDeleteSpitefull, hatefull minister bint, can't you give us lads a hint.
Where you park your broom at dawn, lead us to the hallowed lawn, show us Tone's goolies, recently shorn.
The hallowed lawn... haunting, Malty.
ReplyDeleteGood point, Peter.
You know, for years Noseybonk featured in a terrible recurring nightmare. I had totally forgotten where he came from or what his name was until Worm mentioned him the other week and Google filled in the blanks. This is my way of controlling, and thus dealing with, Mr Noseybonk.
blog the pain away Brit.
ReplyDeleteseems like Charlie Brooker agrees with us:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP8dsbRs5C4
It reminded me of the being that is on the Tool video, "Lateralus", even the cloths are the same.
ReplyDeleteSV77
Thanks so much for the post, really effective data.
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