Science: the process of finding ever more specific ways of being wrong.
Prediction: postponement of the revelation of your ignorance until it matures.
Synergy: neutrality that occurs when two opposing idiocies cancel each other out.
Facebook: global back-scratching competition.
Parkour: jumping frogs.
Cubofuturism: painting that looks like that piece of cardboard you cleaned your decorating brush on.
ReplyDeleteRayonism: as above and on it's beam end.
Cubo-futurism: as above but done by commies.
Eat your heart out Waldemar Januscek
And move over, Sister Wendy.
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