Thursday, June 15, 2006

Cold Calling

Cold Calling

Of all the world’s appalling callings,
Sales cold calling’s worst of all.

All the mornings of verbal maulings,
From those you’re calling, starts to pall.

All the more galling is that my appalling
rates of commission are so small,
That even four successful callings
barely pays for one pub crawl.

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