tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post7762303670259809681..comments2023-11-05T08:01:10.010+00:00Comments on Think of England: Advanced Gun-StickingBrithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00390560583798960760noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-68638930772964471432009-02-26T22:36:00.000+00:002009-02-26T22:36:00.000+00:00OK, feigned nonchalance (2) As you approach the si...OK, feigned nonchalance (2) As you approach the silver or gold mummer and think "groan, not another one" then prepare to saunter past wearing an air of world weary indifference. However, one of your voices is nagging you, "stop, watch, leave coin, enjoy." As the audience is normally made up of giggling kids taking the piss so your other voices are saying "walk on, walk on."<BR/>Decisions, maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-3671378551522998352009-02-26T22:06:00.000+00:002009-02-26T22:06:00.000+00:00(As Roy Hattersley once said to me. Fortunately I ...(As Roy Hattersley once said to me. Fortunately I was wearing galoshes.)Brithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00390560583798960760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-82482091621284132762009-02-26T22:02:00.000+00:002009-02-26T22:02:00.000+00:00I gave the pantyshop-waiting problem a perfunctory...I gave the pantyshop-waiting problem a perfunctory mention in the first Pavement Panto post, Malty, since the mobile phone provides a perfect prop. <BR/><BR/>Plenty more meat on that bone, however.Brithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00390560583798960760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-20929614494640895532009-02-26T19:06:00.000+00:002009-02-26T19:06:00.000+00:00Wonderfull Brit, the porridge scoffers have a name...Wonderfull Brit, the porridge scoffers have a name for such ladies, "nippy sweetie" I love 'em, the more they dig their heels in the more erotic they become, I digress.<BR/>Have we considered the ersatz nonchalance adopted whilst waiting outside of tricky knicker establishments ? trying not to appear like a transvestite, dying inside, squirming internally.maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-91594770290992396182009-02-26T18:43:00.000+00:002009-02-26T18:43:00.000+00:00Slightly OT, but not completely.About 10 years ago...Slightly OT, but not completely.<BR/><BR/>About 10 years ago in the US a guy parks his late model Saturn, which is some sort of cinnamon color.<BR/><BR/>Returns, chucks his stuff in the back seat, drives home.<BR/><BR/>The next day, he gets call from another guy who did the same sort of thing, only to discover that some stuff he left in the trunk wasn't there, but some stuff he didn't leave was.<Hey Skipperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10798930502187234974noreply@blogger.com