tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post1538438174630151829..comments2023-11-05T08:01:10.010+00:00Comments on Think of England: WatchgooseBrithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00390560583798960760noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-6725307000334421042010-04-17T20:16:51.829+01:002010-04-17T20:16:51.829+01:00A goose can break a man's spine with one strik...A goose can break a man's spine with one strike of it's wing, Willard, but a lady goose can break a gentleman goose's heart with just a glance.<br /><br />(Courtesy of Harry Hill)Stephennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-2911247444891354702010-04-14T15:53:27.613+01:002010-04-14T15:53:27.613+01:00Your name's not on the list, you're not co...Your name's not on the list, you're not coming in. Clear orf.<br /><br />Word verification is "thmaneff", which is, i'm sure, how geese say "fuck off" through their beaks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-42603175789016232042010-04-14T06:30:14.552+01:002010-04-14T06:30:14.552+01:00I wonder what the goose equivalent of not wearing ...I wonder what the goose equivalent of not wearing trainers is - try putting on a pair of red diving flippers.Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-18439994893673708792010-04-13T23:06:13.424+01:002010-04-13T23:06:13.424+01:00When you say "not dissimilar to" that wo...When you say "not dissimilar to" that would be like an albino Kirsty Wark then. No problem, sidle up to it and mutter in it's lug "Pâté de foie gras" that will sort out the squawking bird.<br /><br />Might not work on the goose though.maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-79679229390719328542010-04-13T17:30:17.737+01:002010-04-13T17:30:17.737+01:00Do you find yourself instinctively checking your f...Do you find yourself instinctively checking your flies as you approach?Gareth Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05058241057385364459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-77192378125304905412010-04-13T12:26:45.577+01:002010-04-13T12:26:45.577+01:00why is the plural of moose not meese?why is the plural of moose not meese?wormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02802335627720182532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-10075996036490133342010-04-13T11:27:32.279+01:002010-04-13T11:27:32.279+01:00Not that any time is a good time to go near geese ...Not that any time is a good time to go near geese but now is a particularly bad time of year to go near geese.<br />Breeding season y'know.<br /><br />O.S.M. B:52<br /><br />(verification word 'Gorte')OutaSpaceManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06959212810800470396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-1976183079646206072010-04-13T11:13:15.554+01:002010-04-13T11:13:15.554+01:00ooh yeah, they're right spiky b****rds, geese....ooh yeah, they're right spiky b****rds, geese. My parents have had a couple of them for years and they still won't let anyone anywhere near them. miserable gits.wormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02802335627720182532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9501938.post-51212355101356878752010-04-13T11:01:07.409+01:002010-04-13T11:01:07.409+01:00Take care, Brit. A goose can break a man's spi...Take care, Brit. A goose can break a man's spine with one strike of its wing.<br /><br />Or is that a swan?Willardnoreply@blogger.com